boomerang penis
A male reproductive organ (penis) that is oddly bent either up, down, left or right and looks like if unattached, it could be thrown and it would be a boomerang.
girl: umm, come on. Let me suck your penis.
guy: NO! I can not let you.
girl: why not?
guy: I have a boomerang penis
girl: Lol. you are a douche.
guy: NO! I can not let you.
girl: why not?
guy: I have a boomerang penis
girl: Lol. you are a douche.