booth dancer
The 2 - 4 year olds that stand up on the seat in the next booth and stare at you while you try to eat your Mcfood. Often they make faces and laugh, point, and make a general distraction. The parents do nothing to stop them since they want a break from the brats themselvs.
No way am I going to Outback to eat, last time I was there it was full of booth dancers.