Bootyhism
A religion similar to Buddhism however the key to end suffering to Bootyhists is to worship the booty. Although this is a religion you can still be a Christian and still be a Bootyhist.
My world was terrible before I converted to Bootyhism and then I saw the booty.
bootyhism
The ancient religion where one searches for his/her inner self so they can slay the hoes
I am a boorish and I seek to find my inner booty through my practice of bootyhism