Booze Compass
The instinct that leads you home when you're blackout drunk.
Phil: "How'd you get home last night?"
Greg: "I'm not really sure. I woke up fully clothed face down on my bed. I must have take the Booze Compass"
Greg: "I'm not really sure. I woke up fully clothed face down on my bed. I must have take the Booze Compass"