Booze Cooze
A woman who's had a bit too much to drink. The term can be used as a derogatory phrase describing some really loud stupid lush who's screaming about how drunk she is, or as a compliment describing someone who's starting to look pretty good because you've had a few and her inhibitions are down. Synonyms include Last-Call Lady, Late-Night Lush, and the ubiquitous Drunk Bitch.
It's almost last call, let's cruise for booze cooze.
Booze-Cooze
A vagina too dry to perform due to too much alcohol consumption. Busted inebriated pussy.
"Is it cool if I just blow you and then we sleep? I've got Booze-Cooze."