Booze Elf

The Booze Elf is first and foremost...a rat bastard. He is solely and remorselessly responsible for any and all mishaps while you snooze in an angelic, alcohol induced slumber. Who leaves the TV on all night? Booze Elf. Who makes food and leaves the refrigerator door open? Booze Elf. Who parks the car in the neighbors’ prize rose garden? THE BOOZE ELF! There are no known photos of this nefarious Ne’er-do-well…only evidence of his puckish presence.