borganowski

A male human that has perfected nature. From the bottom of his gastly grippers to the tip of his glasses, he is an absolute borgan. He has a rather distinct smell that seems to fill the room that he is in. It is a mix of pringles, chocolate cake, and strawberry milk. His rather random ideas cause him to adore Mat Ryan. Once in a while you can see a wild boganowski as he prowls the wilderness of north america searching for pringles that grow on wild pringle plants that grow in Illinois. If you do see one you have to run. He will chase you and grab you if you don't get away. you will have a 28.3 percent chance of becoming a boganowski. You will be given the god-like ability to shove infinite pringles down your throat. He is rather a dirty bojan. When he gets enough pringles he heads to his house to play roblox on is ipad.