borify
to make something boring
Mr. D can really borify roman mythology
Borified
To be so bored that it's absolutely horrifying
Mr. Lansky gave a lecture on the correlation between Roman literature and the current day philosophies of Bolivian government. I was absolutely borified, man!
Borify
A combination of "boring" and "horrific" When an experience or conversation is so incredibly dull that it could be defined as a horrifying experience.
Janie don't borify me with another lecture on the migration patterns of dung beetles. Last time I almost slit my throat with a spoon.