Borowicz

A polish superhero who receives orders from God himself to save the souls of little unholy freshmen. Some of his superpowers is the ability to spit acid onto the nearest student, lectures that cause anyone in a 10 mile radius to go into a coma, and his supersonic laugh that will pierce your ears until they are dripping blood. He is most famous for his incredibly huge biceps and compliments which he uses to pick up chicks.