Bortles
An exclamation usually said before throwing a molotov cocktail but can be said shouted as a war-cry before running.
Using his quick thinking Jason lit up a molotov cocktail and threw it on the ground to escape.
"BORTLES!"
"BORTLES!"
Bortles
The sound chunky vomit makes as it hits the toilet
Blake must have been sick; I heard bortles coming from the bathroom.
Bortling
Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.
Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.
bortled
when one has a middling amount of success yet follows up said success by becoming absolutely horrid and drags others into his spiral of failure
The Jacksonville Jaguar's QB has Bortled his NFL future.
or
My NFL fantasy team with Yeldon and Allen Robinson was Bortled last year.
or
My NFL fantasy team with Yeldon and Allen Robinson was Bortled last year.
Bortle
Referring to a drunk German who beats his wife.
Chance was being a bortle when he went to the bar.