borys

A big slavic boi

A very kind and loving soul. Loves to have sex and talk about weird shit. Loves to watch streams and likes girls. Wants to watch porn but cant because has a shit internet.

Fat little cunt who can't lose a game. He blames the team every time even if there isn't one. He is a one salty shit

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all. Leaving the house, and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing 'a Boris'.

The Highest Ranking man in all of Europe. He is the husband of Mother Russia herself. Now they praise The Slav King Boris, AKA The Shashlik King or Super Slav, has received the flask of honor making Russia great again. Recently, Boris has fought off the Nazi's in Germany and will go on to fulfill the dream of a universe painted red along with a hammer and sickle. Boris has created an everlasting Soviet Union and has united many other Slav countries including Poland, Czech Republic, the deceased Yugoslavia, Slovakia, Bulgaria, Croatia, the conquered Latvia, Slovenia, and many other countries. He will make sure the Nazi's fall to their knees at his mighty power. You don't need anything fancy to conquer the world only 10,000 warehouses full of vodka.

It's the boring in its most pure form.

Pretty, Smart, Business minded, Friendly, most possible to be a future President, the most beautiful in a group of friends