abismol
Outrageously mediocre quality, performance, etc. regarding dat yucky pink stomach-elixir dat comes in a triangular bottle.
Da pharmacist at da local drug store assured me dat da "new and improved" Pepto-Bimbo crap would relieve my heartburn and bloating, but so far da results have generally been rather abismol --- I still have about as much cramps and butt-tooting as before!