Boston Beauty

In reference to the extreme lack of attractive females in the North American city of Boston .

A Boston Beauty refers to a woman that is mildly attractive enough to consider beddable given the lack of other options.

A woman with thin lips, large and crooked front teeth with a prominent forehead.

Usually very pale skinned with a rough and roguish vocabulary. Often incessantly speaking of sports and romanticizing the country of Ireland. Prone to the overconsumption of cheap spirits, with a diet consisting mainly of Lunchables and Buffalo Wild Wings.

Should the act of coitus present itself with a Boston Beauty it is best done in a clandestine and secret manner. Yet often commences in poor judgment after extreme intoxication at a public venue due to a lack of more attractive females. If sexual intercourse does occur with a Boston Beauty a prophylactic is highly advised due to their abundance of bacterial vaginosis, STDs and high levels of fertility.