both
The wonderful state of being high and drunk simultaneously. After you try both, there's no other way to be.
This party won't be fun unless I'm utterly annihilated. Time to get both.
both
The combined set of two (or more) squishies (namely breasts).
Logan, look, we're holding both our boths at once!
both
A combination of broth and bread. Both is the main source of nourishment in communist nations. In some countries, it is eaten as much as 18 times a day. As Stalin himself once said, "a comrade with both, is a comrade with a smile". Research has shown, the more both you eat, the more left-wing you become. In Russia, rather than socialising at the pub like English folk, men gather in both kitchens. In Ukraine, it is traditional to make both from family pets once deceased. If you eat both too much, you sprout a moustache.
"both! both! both! both! both!"
Bothed
The state of being intoxicated by both marijuana and alcohol in such a way that one's reality is possibly spinning, nausea may set in, munchies may set in, and one may simply pass out.
Damn I'm so bothed right now I need to go lay down dude.
bothing
The desire for two mutually exclusive things. Equivalent to eating one's cake and having it, too.
Monica found herself bothing a weekend in the mountains and a day at the beach.
Bothing
(n.) one who is extremely stupid, a moron, a brainless jerk.
(adj.) to add an extreme to stupidity, such as "bothing idiot"; to be extremely stupid or moronic.
(adj.) to add an extreme to stupidity, such as "bothing idiot"; to be extremely stupid or moronic.
(n.) Those jocks over there a bothings.
(adj.)Harrison Callaghan is such a bothing jerk.
(adj.)Harrison Callaghan is such a bothing jerk.
Bothe
A dude who's into both sexes. Guys and Girls
Danuja is a Bothe