bottled water
The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.
This isn't just bottled water. It's a *liquid hydration formula*!
bottled water
Something a lot of people buy without realizing that it is free everywhere else.
Newsflash! WATER IS FREE! but you can waste your money on bottled water if you want to look really sharp
Bottled Water
bottles of water with minerals, chemicals cuz tap water will melt white people......
NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people
NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people
Martin: Gee, this bottle of water sure is tasty!
M-Dizzle: Shut the fuck up cracka
M-Dizzle: Shut the fuck up cracka
Bottled Water
1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.
'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'
bottling water
Bottling your own water consists of such terrible diarrhea often the result of aggressive drinking and/or chili dogs. The poo comes out with a similar consistency of a squirt gun. Solid chunks are not allowed.
I shouldn't have eaten four chili dogs and beer because now I'm bottling water out of my ass!!
Russian Bottled Water
Vodka.
You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.
the bottled water bandit
An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces
news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing
me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this
me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this