Bouffcat
A wealthy functionaire in West Africa, specifically Benin, who drinks petite Guinnesses, whilst talking loudly on a cellular phone - which is usually on speaker - and has exceptionally good nocturnal vision. This individual usually is adverse to water.
I was walking down the road when Spenny, the local bouffcat, was speaking exceptionally loudly on his phone as he sipped on that sweet, sweet Nigerian Guinness.