bouncy Scorpio
A bouncy Scorpio is a Scorpio of the female variety who has a large and bouncy personality, including a very quick wit. They also tend to be sarcastically touchy but maintain a reasonably good disposition.
Serena is such a Bouncy Scorpio. I've never known her to be royally pissed. She still likes to take cheap & sarcastic shots at anyone who deserves it.