Bouqueting
When two men enjoy mutual masturbation using one hand until simultaneous ejaculation is achieved.
Hubert: I had a great bouqueting session with Tim last night.
Jim: Yeah, I heard.
Hubert: Sozzles.
Jim: Yeah, I heard.
Hubert: Sozzles.
Bouquet
The act of getting a handful of traffic tickets from a cop.
Either because he's trying to get a quota, or you acted like an arse and deserved it.
Either because he's trying to get a quota, or you acted like an arse and deserved it.
I got stopped the other day for speeding. He ended up nailing me for a burnt headlight, no seatbelt, and an old insurance card. I got the bouquet.
Bouquet
To bouquet someone is to boo them (thumbs down) when you really think they are cool (alright).
I love bouqueting people even tho they be cool as shit. It be fun.
Bouquet
Bouquet is the one of the known gift for your loved one.Althought it's fashion never ends
Bouquets can have any beautiful kind of flower
Bouquet
A Bouquet is the collective noun for a group of vaginas.
My friend and I were downtown, celebrating the SlutWalk while Pussy Riot was playing a show; she commented, "boy, there's quite a Bouquet going on down here."
Bouquet
The act of grabbing one's penis and testicles from their bases. By protruding each from the top of your tightened fist, the end result should resemble that of a bouquet of flowers.
"Man, I'm really enjoying this group text right now."
"Bouquet them and let them know!"
"Bouquet them and let them know!"
Bouquet
When you fart in the shower and it suddenly becomes a gas chamber. Escape at all costs or effects can be lethal.
*farts*
"O fuck, i just made a bouquet"
*proceeds to escape the shower at any cost necessary, because no one wants to die like a jew*
"O fuck, i just made a bouquet"
*proceeds to escape the shower at any cost necessary, because no one wants to die like a jew*