Bourbonese
A language usually spoken or texted after a night of heavy liquor drinking or after few glasses of bourbon. This jibberish is comparible to vodkanese and words are intertwined with both languages.
My ex sent me a text 3am this morning. I need to study up on my Bourbonese because I'm not sure if he needed a ride or aliens made him cry.
Bourbonese
Extremely drunken slurred nonsensical speech.
I can't understand anything your drunk ass is saying, you're speaking Bourbonese.