bourdainer
arousal resulting from the sight or consumption of delicious food, usually pork
"Dude, I totally got a Bourdainer from that roast pig."
Bourdaining
The act of going to a new location, wandering around and sampling the local cuisine.
Hey let's go to Chinatown and do some Bourdaining. I'm hungry for an adventure.
Bourdain
(verb or noun)
To use menstrual blood in/as an offensive tactic OR engage in positive sexual activity where menstrual blood is involved (usu. fetish pornography)
To use menstrual blood in/as an offensive tactic OR engage in positive sexual activity where menstrual blood is involved (usu. fetish pornography)
"Dude, I was on my period and this guy was ticking me off so bad that I wanted to Bourdain all over him."
OR
"She was on her period but we both like to make love anyway. So what if I am going to get a Bourdain ?"
OR
"She was on her period but we both like to make love anyway. So what if I am going to get a Bourdain ?"
Bourdain
to eat adventurously. A reference to Anthony Bourdain, chef and author of iA Cook's Tour/i.
My friend went Bourdain and ate the cobra heart.
Anthony Bourdain
Anthony Bourdain; noun, adj.
Anthony Bourdain is an author, chef, and television host. This is ironic because he is also Satan. He is one of the baddest motherfuckers to grace television. His books are well written, conscious, and can be quite humorous. His restraunt, Les Halles, serves amazing French cuisine and is located in New York. He has/had two television shows. The first being "A Cook's Tour" on the Food Network. The second show, "No Reservations", being an almost exact copy, but far better and is still being aired with new seasons being filmed.
On his shows he is known for eating way to much (yet being tall and skinny), smoking excessively, and getting drunk most everywhere he goes. He can also be extremely obnoxious and arrogant when doing any of these three things.
He has also eaten some very nasty things. Andrew Zimmern cannot even stand in the same ring with this guy. Bourdain once ate a Wild Hog's anus while in Namibia.
Anthony Bourdain is an author, chef, and television host. This is ironic because he is also Satan. He is one of the baddest motherfuckers to grace television. His books are well written, conscious, and can be quite humorous. His restraunt, Les Halles, serves amazing French cuisine and is located in New York. He has/had two television shows. The first being "A Cook's Tour" on the Food Network. The second show, "No Reservations", being an almost exact copy, but far better and is still being aired with new seasons being filmed.
On his shows he is known for eating way to much (yet being tall and skinny), smoking excessively, and getting drunk most everywhere he goes. He can also be extremely obnoxious and arrogant when doing any of these three things.
He has also eaten some very nasty things. Andrew Zimmern cannot even stand in the same ring with this guy. Bourdain once ate a Wild Hog's anus while in Namibia.
Cody: Dude, I saw Anthony Bourdain on my trip to New York!
Brian: Bullshit. He wouldn't talk to a faggot like you.
Cody: Good point, but he is still awesome.
Brian: Don't tell me shit I already know, Captain Obvious.
Brian: Bullshit. He wouldn't talk to a faggot like you.
Cody: Good point, but he is still awesome.
Brian: Don't tell me shit I already know, Captain Obvious.
bourdain pour
A large pour of alcohol. Suitable for the likes of Anthony Bourdain. (R.I.P.)
Everyone is getting a Bourdain pour of whiskey, we're in mourning, goddamit!
Bourdain
1.) Talking shit about vegans
2.) Cheating on your wife
2.) Cheating on your wife
Dude, my sister was talking about animal cruelty when I brought home my double cheeseburgers and I almost pulled a Bourdain on that girl!
or
I don't have the heart to tell Shelly that Steve is Bourdaining behind her back.