bovarian

A fat German woman.

From the English bovine and, of course, Bavaria, the southern province of Germany.

The act of indirectly depositing your own semen into your roommate's mouth by having a third party, of whose mouth you have ejaculated in, make out with the unsuspecting roommate.

Masturbation technique requiring two fully functional hands. The hand on the bottom is twisting one way, while the hand on the top is twisting the other, like a pepper grinder.

The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.

A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.

When you throat fuck a girl and punch her in the eyes right before you blow

This is the act of jizzing inside of a condom during sexual intercourse, pulling out, blowing up the condom like a balloon (with the cum still inside of the condom) and popping it in front of the girl's face