Abneer
The living personification of the night/darkness. Usually has a deep voice. So deep that it cannot be heard unless he personally decides to speak in a higher tone.
Me: Damn, it sure is dark outside tonight.
Abneer: *Cough* I think you mean it's "Abneer" outside tonight.
Me: Where even the f*ck are you.
Abneer: I'm not near you, I'm really far.
Me: So you're not Abneer, you're Abfar?
Abneer: *Cough* I think you mean it's "Abneer" outside tonight.
Me: Where even the f*ck are you.
Abneer: I'm not near you, I'm really far.
Me: So you're not Abneer, you're Abfar?