bowel towels
Toilet paper.
Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.
bowel towel
Toilet paper
Juat nicking off to the shop to buy some bowel towel.
Bowel Towel
Noun; After taking a shit and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet.
"After Michael dropped a deuce, his next best option was the bowel towel hanging next to the tub."