bowiesexual
Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.
Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?
bowiesexual
An otherwise heterosexual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any sexual advances made by David Bowie himself.
Now I'm not gay, but David Bowie is David Bowie. I guess I'm bowiesexual.
Bowiesexual
An uncommon paraphilia characterized by experiencing intense sexual feelings when exposed to anything related to David Bowie such as audio recordings and still or moving images. The term was first coined by noted humanist, Dr. Tash, in 2023.
She's a Bowiesexual, so all I have to do is put on his greatest hits and disrobe.
Bowiesexual
An uncommon paraphilia characterized by experiencing intense sexual feelings when exposed to anything related to David Bowie such as audio recordings and still or moving images. The term was first coined by noted humanist, Dr. Tash, in 2023.
She's a Bowiesexual, so all I have to do is put on his greatest hits and disrobe.