Bowl of Oatmeal
A woman's hairy genital area. Called this because, like a bowl of oatmeal, it looks all nasty but tastes good if you don't look at it. See also Oatmeal.
Sandra lifted her skirt to reveal a hearty bowl of oatmeal beneath.
as thick as a bowl of oatmeal
A very big ass
That girl is as thick as a bowl of oatmeal
thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
Thick ass girl. As in a big butt, while also being able to hold a great body. Also known as "Thicc".
"Have you seen the new girl's yet?"
"No, have you?"
"Yes I have and she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."
"No, have you?"
"Yes I have and she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."
thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
logan searfoss
that logan is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal