box cow
A female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box.
1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
box of cow tongues
First referanced by Dane Cook, it is the term for a vagina that is very nasty looking, or has been beat up by another man recently. It is an ultimate erection killer.
I just looked like a box of Cow Tongues down there!
cow box
Place where one stores sexual pleasures... ie. porn, ky jelly, condoms, rulers, sex dice, etc.
I got to put this jelly in my cow box.
(while one's room is being raided)
Kristen: "Oh boy what is in this COWBOX??"
Steph: "Lets find out!!"
Kristen: "HAHA PORN, KY, and a TAPEMEASURE!!!?"
(while one's room is being raided)
Kristen: "Oh boy what is in this COWBOX??"
Steph: "Lets find out!!"
Kristen: "HAHA PORN, KY, and a TAPEMEASURE!!!?"