Boychuck
The dumb fuck principal of Oakville, MB's school. Boychuck hates all of the students in the school. he takes the fun out of all school related activates. He hates the students so much the he is willing to get the librarian and he son, the janitor, to make up stories about the students to get them in trouble.
Boychuck is a fuck head, who has a micro-penis.