boyfriend-proof
v.: to hide things that one may not want a boyfriend to see, such as; letters from ex-boyfriends, pictures of you with old boyfriends, trinkets gathered from dates with ex-boyfriends, that picture of you before you felt confident with your body, anything that has to do with an ex-boyfriend or a male friend.
Vicky: Hey do you still have that picture of you, Jimmy, my date and I from when we went on that group date?
Heather: Oh yeah, its in a 7th shoe box from the right in my closet, I just boyfriend-proofed my room because Sam is coming over tonight.
Heather: Oh yeah, its in a 7th shoe box from the right in my closet, I just boyfriend-proofed my room because Sam is coming over tonight.
boyfriend proofing
The act of hiding any objects you would rather your boyfriend did not see. These objects usually include cheesy movies, bad music, tampons, Bridget Jones pants, old toys (e.g. barbies, teddy bears you still sleep with, etc), retainers and posters of celebrities fitter than them.
Polly:Hey, can I come over later? I wanna watch Sex and the City.
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!