bozframbulator
A device with which blog posts may be entered without use of physical manipulation. The device rests near the poster and reads their mental impulses, determines their intention and posts appropriately - or not, as bozframbulators are responsible for most trolling instances on the internet.
Wendel used a keyboard rather than a bozframbulator in order to post about fortnights; thus avoiding untold embarrassment by the gaming community.