bracketting
when a guy and a girl put their hands and feet together while standing in the form of brackets, but the guy has a long enough dick to have sex with her in the process. then when he has to ejaculate he pulls out and smacks her in the fucking face with it. viagra or cialis is common for this move.
carm:"hey rick what did you do last night"?
rick: i was fucking bracketting this bitch last night.. i left a mark on her forhead.
carm: "oh.. kickass!"
rick: i was fucking bracketting this bitch last night.. i left a mark on her forhead.
carm: "oh.. kickass!"
Bracketitis
Affliction where you constantly check you NCAA tournament bracket to see how you are doing in your pool.
I have Bracketitis so bad I tell my wife I am looking at porn so she does not think less of me.
brackets
these are what brackets do when you use them in urbandictionary between every single flippin word in the deffinition. its also really god damn hard and slow to type. but i think i'm finished.
fuck that was hella hard d00d omgwtfbbq i don't think i'll ever type with hella brackets ever again bro. now suck it
Brackets
A failed attempt to make your word on Urban Dictionary into a link.
Guy 1: Hey man, did you ever notice that none of the words with brackets still on them are links?
Guy 2: I know, right?
Guy 2: I know, right?
bracketeering
The should-be-illegal overuse of brackets in the written word, used by those who feel they cannot adequately convey meaning with standard punctuation.
Hey, whassup? (When i say 'whassup' i mean 'how's it going' rather than 'what's off the floor'). I'm doing good (well, not too bad) and looking forward (actually pretty keen...) to meeting you guys (and girls) soon (ish).
.....some serious bracketeering going on there.
.....some serious bracketeering going on there.
Bracket
English slang term for vagina
Alright darling, fancy a smash in the bracket?
Bracket ([])
A skid that claims to be a pro 1337 hacker bro, purely because he has an A+ certification and uses SQLmap.
Bracket () is a skid... plain and simple