Braditis
An extremely contagious, fast moving parasitic virus that moves from one host to another. This parasite is a predator who feeds off the host mentally, emotionally, physically and financially. Ridding oneself of this parasite is no easy feat due to the fact that the host has no idea they have been infected until it's too late. One must starve this parasite until it detaches and finds another host to feed off of.
Avoid self loathing narcissists or you come down with a bad case of Braditis.
Braditis
Incurable disease, a gut- wrenching feeling you get when you can't think of anything but Brad.
I need to study, but my Braditis is acting up today.