Bradner

one who tries with all their known human capacitites to be funny and fails miserably.

A hot sunny day mid july , you're drinking a slurpy on the porch with your ugly dog. Alonng comes a boy or girl stepping over the melting tar in the street. te h boy or girl goes to the intersectoin pulls down their pants and poops. after poopijg they thrust their hand into the poop or rttuerd and rub it into a pancake aor patty. When the poop dries or crackels your have a bradner voila invented in france.

She is a beautiful young lady who has a golden heart and therefore loves shipping Jalph ;)