brag bag
Tote bag with slots on the outside for photos of your kids/pets/military husband so everywhere you go you can show them off, because you think other people are interested.
I debated on taking my brag bag to the beach; on one hand, it might get sandy, but on the other hand, I want everyone to see my deployed husband and our shih-tsu who is totes adorbs.
Bag Brag
When a girl brags about how awesome her handbag is.
Girl 1 (to Girl 2 & 3) Hey guys, check out my new Chanel!
Girl 2 to Girl 3: Eurgh, what a bag brag.
Girl 2 to Girl 3: Eurgh, what a bag brag.