braggot
A person that practices one-upmanship and name-dropping. This person is compelled to elevate their status by trumping the experiences of others with their own supposedly personal stories that are usually more intense, on a grander scale or connected to a famous person or event. These persons expect others to believe their stories regardless of how far-fetched or improbable.
You: "I have some old Nirvana vinyl records in my collection."
Braggot: "I saw Nirvana and even hung out with Kurt Cobain. It was awesome."
You: "But you were born in 1992 and Cobain died in 1994."
Braggot: "Yeah, I was really young but my mom's boyfriend took me to the show and he had backstage passes because he was tight with Kurt. I remember all kinds of stuff from when I was only 2 years old."
Braggot: "I saw Nirvana and even hung out with Kurt Cobain. It was awesome."
You: "But you were born in 1992 and Cobain died in 1994."
Braggot: "Yeah, I was really young but my mom's boyfriend took me to the show and he had backstage passes because he was tight with Kurt. I remember all kinds of stuff from when I was only 2 years old."
braggot
An ancient style of ale-mead, made from both honey and malted grain.
Not to be confused with braggart, one who brags or is given to boasting.
Not to be confused with braggart, one who brags or is given to boasting.
Gareth: "This is a fine braggot you've brewed here, Myfanwy!"
Myfanwy: "Why thank you, Gareth."
Daffyd: "It's not all that great, I brew a better braggot than anyone in the village."
Gareth & Myfanwy: "Shut your pie-hole, ya braggart, and drink your Bacardi & Coke!"
Myfanwy: "Why thank you, Gareth."
Daffyd: "It's not all that great, I brew a better braggot than anyone in the village."
Gareth & Myfanwy: "Shut your pie-hole, ya braggart, and drink your Bacardi & Coke!"
Braggot
(n): a term used to describe self absorbed faggots commonly known to have the first name Bradley. Hence we chose to combine the highlighted terms and make *~Braggot.~*
Examples:
"Braggot has herpes."
"Braggot looks like shit everyday!"
"Braggot has herpes."
"Braggot looks like shit everyday!"