abortiversary

The anniversary of the day you aborted a fetus, known to some as a "child."

This is typically a day of very dark reflection, either because of the act itself or the hoops you were forced to jump through as a result of knocking up a very crazy and hormonal young tramp.

Tomorrow is our abortiversary. When I say "our," I mean me, that crazy chick to whom I will never speak again, and that cluster of cells that at the bottom of a biohazard bag.

What am I doing for my abortiversary, you ask? I'm going to go get shit-faced, hopefully resulting in some permanent amnesia that will encompass said abortion.

My near-baby-mama wants to know what we should do to celebrate our abortiversary. I suggested getting her a hysterectomy.

俚语	abortiversary
释义	abortiversary The anniversary of the day you aborted a fetus, known to some as a "child." This is typically a day of very dark reflection, either because of the act itself or the hoops you were forced to jump through as a result of knocking up a very crazy and hormonal young tramp. Tomorrow is our abortiversary. When I say "our," I mean me, that crazy chick to whom I will never speak again, and that cluster of cells that at the bottom of a biohazard bag. What am I doing for my abortiversary, you ask? I'm going to go get shit-faced, hopefully resulting in some permanent amnesia that will encompass said abortion. My near-baby-mama wants to know what we should do to celebrate our abortiversary. I suggested getting her a hysterectomy.
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