brainstipated

when a person simply cannot think, when your brain is stuck, like a brain fart but 2 times worse

mom i failed the test because im brainstipated

Brainstipated/Brainstipation

when your brain and soul suffer from severe emotional constipation and/or diarrhoea

oh no im Brainstipated/Brainstipation

"Daddy? i think ive got brainstipation." - said daughter "oh no let me help you" - said daddy

brainstipation

noun -

a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth.

1 - I was attempting to explain what happened to my bff, but had one of those all-too-common instances of brainstipation.

2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.

俚语	brainstipated
释义	brainstipated when a person simply cannot think, when your brain is stuck, like a brain fart but 2 times worse mom i failed the test because im brainstipated Brainstipated/Brainstipation when your brain and soul suffer from severe emotional constipation and/or diarrhoea oh no im Brainstipated/Brainstipation "Daddy? i think ive got brainstipation." - said daughter "oh no let me help you" - said daddy brainstipation noun - a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth. 1 - I was attempting to explain what happened to my bff, but had one of those all-too-common instances of brainstipation. 2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.
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