brain wee
A brain wee is when one finds something hilariously bloody funny but one cannot react as one’s spouse or company cannot know!
Ash, one cannot divulge out loud darling! One must keep this text between us- do not react - we must just do our best to keep this quiet and simply have a brain wee- rather than letting out a large, erratic , full hearted laugh with a bit of released wee! 😉