brake dancing
the rapid succession of brake taps that one unconsciously gives when you're blasting a hot beat and you roll up to a stop sign/red light, giving the illusion that your car is dancing.
Driver: "hell yea. this my jam. WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN SCREAMING AHHHHH HEY-EY-EY… I'M SO PAID!"
Co-pilot: Yo dude. you wanna stop brake dancing. i'm trying to eat my Baconator here.
Co-pilot: Yo dude. you wanna stop brake dancing. i'm trying to eat my Baconator here.
Flashing-lights Brake-dance
The result of a police officer pulling someone over for a traffic violation in Rhode Island. All the people in the state have to stop - not slow down, but fully stop - as they pass the vehicle that's been pulled over to see if it's someone they know. And thus, a single state trooper pulling over someone for speeding during rush hour can grind traffic on the interstate to a complete halt for more than fifteen minutes.
"My commute home should only take 20 minutes, but never takes less than an hour because of the Flashing-lights Brake-dance and the fact that people forget where the fuck Route 4 is every afternoon."