Brall

A bra for a balls. Kind of like a combo for tighty whities and a g-string but really really tight. Any man over the age of 40 should never leave home without one.

Highly recommended in nursing homes. Will help prevent old saggy wrinkly shriveled worn and stretched to capacity gooch tendrils from dragging on the carpet.

Prevents ball spillage, absorbs some odors, and sack sweat.