brambleton middle school

brambleton middle school is located in the heart of cashburn. every grade has it’s own disappointments. the sixth graders are unusually small and are unusually sprinting to get to class because they all have a fear of the bell. some try very very hard to be “cool” with either swearing every second they get or wearing the shirts they got from PINK. at the mall yesterday.
seventh graders are always disappointing. they are always together and laughing so loud so everyone else is jelous of them. they usually show up to school with either an iced white mocha, iced caramel macchiato with extra caramel, or a pink drink from starbucks; they would not be caught dead with a tall, it’s always venti. there is constant drama with who is dating who or who did what when. seventh graders are also terrified to do anything bad, they claim that they’ve hit the juul but in reality, that never happened.
eighth grade is the saddest of them all. at this point, every single person has given up on their lives. nobody has a’s, nobody is nicotine free, and no one does their math homework without photo math. cheating on tests is their second nature with the stupid teachers that wish they chosen another job. if you walk into any eighth grade bathroom you will get a wif of creme brûlée or mint as soon as you walk in.

at this point, brambleton middle school will go down in history as the most white school in the world.

A rich, snobby, white kid school where only 10% of the kids are actually white. Each grade is progressively worse and each comes with its own mental illness. The 6th graders are convinced that there cool, but all have an abnormal fear of both the bell and the 8th graders. They wander around with enough Starbucks to last at least 3 years and would never even attempt going to school without their daily 8 cups of coffee. The 7th graders are extremely loud and obnoxious, always trying to make everyone else jealous and convinced that the other grades care about the different "dramas" going on in their grade. They have decided that they are the most popular kids in school and thus try and act like they are leading everyone else to just be embarrassed for them. The 8th graders have given up, both on themselves and everyone else, and no longer do any sort of work in class. PBL learning means teachers don't have to teach, so it's not like anyone is learning anyway. The history teachers throw stuff around, and the English teachers have given up trying to get students to understand that plagiarism is bad. The school has only been open for a couple of years and has already been a complete failure, the kids have all given up, and the teachers all wish they didn't have to work here.

Some weird ass school that is located in loudoun county

The school that is better then Stone Hill. The AMAZING school unlike shitty Stone Hill the shitty stingrays, we got bears that can kill a stingray in 0.2 seconds bitch.

The second you walk in the boys bathroom there is graffiti of penises all over the place.

school in cashburn where 6th grade deans get in ppls business, 7th grade history teachers throw chairs at kids, 8th grade resource teachers watch porn and yell at their students all class. More than half the population r the Indians that praise the curry gods and try to sound intelligent 24/7, and the rest are the spoiled crackers who use mango juul pods in the bathroom and think they hood. last 3% is full of negros who are actually "hood". When you walk into the school, u either smell curry Indians ate for breakfast, or cool mint pods white kids hid in lockers. They're so problematic and they like to talk yet not do shit. What ppl say r just a bunch of dead threats. teachers only get worse. All they do is sit on their asses and give students ISR for nothing. The 6th graders are a bunch of weirdos that never shut their mouth and sprint down the hallways like idiots. 7th graders are a bunch of sluts,always in a huge group talking about all the people they sent nudes to and ratting themselves out like nobody will expose them and talking ab what juul pod they got when rlly they never even hit a juul. 8th graders are a bunch of pussies that think they run the school and act all tough when they're really just lil bitches only talking for the attention instead of actually going up against each other face to face.Indians are the snitches of the school. They see something they think is sus and go off about it and get people in trouble for what? for trying to take dumps in peace?

A bunch of white little shits tryna get clout and act cool by vaping and the slutty girls giving head in the bathroom and is also way worse then Stone hill