brampire
When bitten by a brampire 12 hours after the infection causes the urge to buy polos sperrys and golf shorts. 16 hours after infection words like bro sweet wicked legit and classy spray out somewhere in every sentence. 24 hours after they are completely turned and become a total douche bag.
Dude have you seen cody?
Yea I think he got bit by a brampire.
How do you know?
He's wearing polo shoes!
Yea I think he got bit by a brampire.
How do you know?
He's wearing polo shoes!