brandilynn

Tends to carry a stepstool at all times and cuss out tall cupboards. Does not function without coffee. Loves all things Boston. Hates the Yankees, cheesecake, and liberal pussies. Looks sweet enough and has a huge heart but will tear you down and send you running for safe spaces when pissed off. Gives zero fucks.. unless you're dark-haired, tattooed, have a captivating smile and aren't a douchebag or a liberal pussy. Then she might give ONE. Prefers whiskey over wine. Consumes copious amounts of coffee. Does not function well around others before 5a.m. Do NOT look directly into her eyes... she can see your soul and knows what you're thinking before you do.

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