Brandon Boxley

Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.