brandsplain
When a brand explains something in a long, proper, and formal way, which always makes them sound good no matter what the situation is. These statements can easily be explained in fewer words.
Example of brandsplaining: We are deeply sorry for this one-time inconvenience, and we can affluently promise this event will never happen again under the status quo.
brandsplain
brand-splain
When a corporation and/or brand name provdes a detailed response to a question or to popular culture with self fullfillment in mind.
When a corporation and/or brand name provdes a detailed response to a question or to popular culture with self fullfillment in mind.
"There's that pillow guy on tv again, brandsplaining why his pillow is worth 50 bucks"