Bransoning

the act of locking yourself in a closet with a female and taking yours and her clothes off"

You'd be lucky to have a Branson in your life. He is sweet, adorable, smart, and extremely funny. He is mostly introverted, but around friends and loved ones he comes out of his shell. Branson usually feels misunderstood, and usually confides only in a close friend or loved one. When he falls for someone, he loves them more than anything in the world, and he'd do anything for them. He is a loyal and caring friend, and he cares about you more than you know, he just doesn't want to admit it. Keep him close, for he truly brings you happiness and brightens up your life.

A branson is someone who keeps god close to heart, understands things. Always able to make people laugh. The class clown in the best way. One of the most cutest guys around. Cares about everyone even if they don’t know him. You will never see branson not wearing camouflaged crocs

a series of clones that all wear glasses

N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.

A place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.

A branson is a term reffering to a blow job, usually in which a woman performs oral sex on a man of affluence.