Brash Taques

a hetero sexual position (though strap-ons may be used) he must be no taller than 5'8" (maybe 5'9") and she must be no less than 500 lbs). It is also possible with one male and two females of no less than 250 each working as counterweights to each other. It is important to note that a Rey Mysterio Luchador Mask may be used but is not required, as well as a three piece brown suit and fedora.

Protip - Spread out a tarp or a disposable sheet, this can get rather messy