Bratriot
Portmanteau of “brat” and “patriot.” Someone who protests any regulation, no matter how sensible, necessary or mildly inconvenient in the name of “freedom.” When asked to wear a face mask during a pandemic or not bring a guns into the House of Representatives , a Bratriot sees herself as a martyr on par with the soldiers at Valley Forge. Walter from the Big Lebowski, any opinion commentator on Fox News or freshman congressmen who join the Freedom Caucus are classic examples.
“ My Daddy didn’t storm the beaches at Normandy to live in a country where are you have to press one for English!”
“You’re such a bratriot. Unfriend me now.”
“You’re such a bratriot. Unfriend me now.”
Tom Brady and the Bratriots
Tom Brady is so good, they renamed the team from the "New England Patriots" to the " New England Bratriots"
TOM BRADY AND THE BRATRIOTS JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!