brawndo

Gives plants (and people) what they crave. electrolytes.

The best meme to post in response to a thirst trap. Bonus points if the meme has a picture of President Camacho and the phrase, “I got your Brawndo right here.” If the meme is Admiral Akbar holding a Brawndo, you win, and thirst trap poster must meet at your chosen location and time

it's like shaving your chest with a lawnmower! that sounds dangerous, but it's not more dangerous than drinking BRAWNDO because drinking BRAWNDO is like riding a pony, which probably sounds not dangerous except that the pony is 300 feet tall and covered in chainsaws! and to get on the pony, you have to take an elevator filled with 16 live cougars, which is an actual sport in latin america, which is extremely fun, but not as fun as BRAWNDO because BRAWNDO is like driving an ice cream truck full of angry bees through a petting zoo, which is a great way of becoming popular if you want to become popular with LAW ENFORCEMENT but if you don't, you should still drink BRAWNDO because BRAWNDO will make you use your fists for everyday tasks, like watching tv or romance or helicopter maintainence! it will also make you more awesome at english, which means you can use apostrophes whenever 'you w'an't to', even in words like 'nuclear', which don't even have an apostrophe yet!

A. What you drink because you can't drink your car battery.

B. Green Kool-Aid and rocket fuel.

C. Drink of choice for winning . . . . anything (running, walking, waving, yelling, complex mechanical repair etc.)

it's got what plants crave.

An energy drink giving which gives you the sensation of riding a pony which doesn't sound dangerous except that the pony is 300 feet tall and covered in chainsaws and in order to get on the pony you have to wrestle 16 lion cougars which sounds exciting except its not as exciting as brawndo because brawndo is more exciting than a fistfight with a grizzly bear.

The generic term referring to an energy drink, provided it contains copious amounts of caffeine and sugar. The presence of low calorie sweeteners automatically disqualify a drink from this definition. Adding extra value to this type of beverage are certain nearly undefinable ingredients including sodium hexametaphosphate, pyridoxine hydrochloride, and cyanocobalamin.

A eye-scorching vision of masculine pulchritude, best viewed with eyes partially averted to avoid heat damage; a male thirst trap so sizzling that not even a bathtub filled with Brawndo could slake the viewers' thirst