breaded shrimp
when a man and his partner are having intercourse on the ground outdoors and the penis becomes covered in sand/dirt/debris.
Me and my GF fucked on the beach last night, we didn't have a towel, so she had to get the breaded shrimp.
Breaded Shrimp
Forming at FHHS in 2002, it is when a couple (does not matter if the couple is straight or homosexual, but must have the involvement of a penis) is having sex on the beach, and right before the man is going to cum, dips his dick back in the sand, and then into the vagina/ass.
JP gave Pat a breaded shrimp when they were vactioning on a gay cruise in the Bahamas.
Dreaded Breaded Shrimp
When fucking on the beach the penetrating partner pulls out and dips his penis into the sand and then reinserts into the receiving partner. Exfoliate!
Man, I was fucking Faith on the beach the other night when I gave her the dreaded breaded shrimp. She loved it!
Shrimp Bread
The money a man makes to compensate for his less than average penis size.
"Did you hear? John got that tech job he wanted"
"ppft why would I care? We all know its Shrimp Bread"
"ppft why would I care? We all know its Shrimp Bread"