breakfast in head
A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.
"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
true story
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
true story
breakfast in head
A righteous sexual manoeuvre, appropriate for any romantic man.
When the girl asks for breakfast in bed, he makes a special effort to wake just before her. As she stirs, he pulls the covers away and pins her down with his legs. He then carefully aims his orgasmal trajectory facewards. After depositing his load in the target area, he proclaims, "There's your fucking breakfast. Coffee?"
When the girl asks for breakfast in bed, he makes a special effort to wake just before her. As she stirs, he pulls the covers away and pins her down with his legs. He then carefully aims his orgasmal trajectory facewards. After depositing his load in the target area, he proclaims, "There's your fucking breakfast. Coffee?"
We had a wonderful time in Venice - really enjoyed San Marco, saw an orchestra perform Verdi, went to an opera; at the hotel she took it up the grand canal and I gave her breakfast in head.
Breakfast head
When you wake up in the morning and your spouse starts giving you head before you even speak
My girlfriend gave me the best breakfast head I've ever had this morning.
Breakfast in bed head
(verb) The act of waking up and receiving breakfast in bed with a surprise, head. Normally you are getting head while you sleep and wake up to realize your wet dream is real.
(Great for birthday presents!)
(Great for birthday presents!)
You'll never guess what my mom gave me for my birthday this morning!...Breakfast in bed head!